things i learned

life is what you make it, but they never say that in time

never trust people who call themselvs your uncle

if a man whhispers the song 'thriller' or 'twist and shout' youre obviously dreaming

youre pants are on fire

ha ha made you look

never ask anyone if they got 'back'

ifyoure wondering what 'back' is, lookin the dictionary, FOOL!!

never call people fools

is that a hotdog?

chew gum in school, but dont chew bum in pool

think twice before you watch 'happy tree friends'

think twice before any blood and gore, especially 'happy tree friends'

if you want to cheat, cheat quick while no one is looking

rinse and repeat

stop drop and roll

look left look right, cross

monkey poop can harm yu more ways than one

there is no weapon of mass destruction in iraq

its never too late to watch the simpsons

look up, look down, look at my thumb

gee youre dumb

seven seas, seven wonders of the world, but no $7 off pizza

beware of trimming oldies toenail

when you type this fast, eat your meds

oil is secrely increasing in the middle east

PSYCH!!

no matter how you spell weirdly, you wont get a correct answer for explaining in your own words

triple double fudge is a bad idea

blippity bloppity bloo, may i rip your head off too?

sick people have no sense of humor

follow me

leave briteny alone

tie your shoelaces

be free, but not naked