ONCE, A DUCK POOPED IN MY PANTS!!

the title says it all

iwas at the park, feeding bread to ducks, when one big duck landed on my lap, and pooped in my pants.


done and done

essential agreement

this is actually for school, so this is the essential agreement


ESSENTIAL AGREEMENT

be responsible for anything posted in my name

say where i got my photos or info from

use first name only

dont post personal informationkeep my content appropriate

only link to approprate links

share my opinions for agreeing or respectfully disagreeing with others

not to say anything i wouldint say in school

try o use correct spelling

use common sense

things i learned

life is what you make it, but they never say that in time

never trust people who call themselvs your uncle

if a man whhispers the song 'thriller' or 'twist and shout' youre obviously dreaming

youre pants are on fire

ha ha made you look

never ask anyone if they got 'back'

ifyoure wondering what 'back' is, lookin the dictionary, FOOL!!

never call people fools

is that a hotdog?

chew gum in school, but dont chew bum in pool

think twice before you watch 'happy tree friends'

think twice before any blood and gore, especially 'happy tree friends'

if you want to cheat, cheat quick while no one is looking

rinse and repeat

stop drop and roll

look left look right, cross

monkey poop can harm yu more ways than one

there is no weapon of mass destruction in iraq

its never too late to watch the simpsons

look up, look down, look at my thumb

gee youre dumb

seven seas, seven wonders of the world, but no $7 off pizza

beware of trimming oldies toenail

when you type this fast, eat your meds

oil is secrely increasing in the middle east

PSYCH!!

no matter how you spell weirdly, you wont get a correct answer for explaining in your own words

triple double fudge is a bad idea

blippity bloppity bloo, may i rip your head off too?

sick people have no sense of humor

follow me

leave briteny alone

tie your shoelaces

be free, but not naked

joke

an american, a german, and a englishman were to be put to death. when the american was about to be shot, he cried "Avalanche!!" and ran away in the midst of the confusion. then, the german came up to be shot. when they were about to fire, he cried "Flood!!" and ran away too. so when the englishman came up, he cried "fire!!"




NOT RACIST!!!!

my favourite games

there is a game site called addicting games. they have a lot of games, like shooting games, and adventure and life and style.

ryan higa and others on youtube

ryan higa is this guy on youtube who is reely funny!!! i cant stop laughing at the videos! i reccomend it to everyone. other things i recomend are south park, happy tree friends, hapyslip,whatthebuck,and much more

INTRO

hello everybody! this is my first blog!!! hope you enjoy!!